How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

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Because it's still dressing.

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Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.