How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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They only wanna go down on her once a month

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer