How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

D Jokes More D Jokes

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

Ranch Jokes More Ranch Jokes

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

Midwest Jokes More Midwest Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!