How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

D Jokes More D Jokes

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

Ranch Jokes More Ranch Jokes

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

Midwest Jokes More Midwest Jokes

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer