Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Ranch Jokes More Ranch Jokes

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.