Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

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What's black and blue and red all over?

The dress

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Attire.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

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Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.