Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Ranch Jokes More Ranch Jokes

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...