What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING