What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

What's detour mean?

Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.