What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Twig Jokes More Twig Jokes

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING