Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

What's worse than a moron?

A lessoff.