Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

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Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.