Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.