What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

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Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!