What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here