What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.