What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!