What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.