What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.