What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)