What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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A toddler can count past two...

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com