What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.