What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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When does Ronald McDonald's baby sleep?

The McCrib

How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!