What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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When does Ronald McDonald's baby sleep?

The McCrib

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed