What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

McRIP

How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!