What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.