Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive?

Inflation.

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals