Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.