Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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What will they name their child?

Donald Dump

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why are old balloons cheaper than new balloons?

Because of inflation

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals