Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs?

Because they're into some funny business

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive?

Inflation.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals