Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.