Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

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I say Progresso at any cost.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

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Go for the juggler

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What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

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Inflation

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.