How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division