How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer