How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division