How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division