Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Straight Jokes More Straight Jokes

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight