Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.