Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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Because the door was ajar!

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Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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It couldn't contain itself.

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Nunavut.

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One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

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They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!