Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

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What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

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What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

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Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

Quebec Jokes More Quebec Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto