Toronto Jokes

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto