Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

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Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.