Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto