Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

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Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.