Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.