Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*