Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.