Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.