What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

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Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

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Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!