Sub Jokes

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

sub-standard.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

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What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real thing ?

The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up .

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Sub Woofer Jokes More Sub Woofer Jokes

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

What do you call a dog underwater?

A sub woofer.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What did one Redditor say to another?

removed

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg