None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
because it was being driven by a woman
Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?
To get to the school yard.
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
