How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.