Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS