Because little boys can't get pregnant.
He farts.
It's a members-only jacket.
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.
A roamin' Catholic.
Bison.
AIDS