Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.