Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

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What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.