Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

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Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.