Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.