Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car