What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

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What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai