What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Previous Random Joke Next

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Mr. T Jokes More Mr. T Jokes

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone