What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone