What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!