What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.