What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

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How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Mustard Gas Pepper Spray Jokes More Mustard Gas Pepper Spray Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran