What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.