What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran