What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

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What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.