What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

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Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

Who survives?

America.

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What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.