What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

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Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.