What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.