How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

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How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"