How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.