How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

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How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)