How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

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How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen