How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

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How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.