How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

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How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.