How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.