How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.