How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss