Why was 9 afraid of 20?

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth