Why was 9 afraid of 20?

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.