What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

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Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Why are pills white?

Because they work.

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.