What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

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What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.