Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

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What number is higher than infinity?

420

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.