Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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What's the highest number in the world?

420

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.