Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

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What's the highest number in the world?

420

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.