How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

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What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Child Birthday Jokes More Child Birthday Jokes

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.