What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams