Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!