Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.