Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"