What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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They pump kin.

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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Michael google.

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!