What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.