What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey?

A jerkin Turkin

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Happy Thanksgiving Jokes More Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!