What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Viva Aspana !

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Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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A Tryptophanatic.

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He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!