What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.