What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.