What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Coo Jokes More Coo Jokes

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.