What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup