What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup