One has a coo, the other has a coup
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coo. coo.
Coo.
For staging a coo
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
A small medium at large
The rooster clucks defiance.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.
He was told not to play with his food.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Plot twisting!
Buckle Buckle
Just be *honest* with it man...
Because he said Punch's line.
unfazed*
So blind people can hate them too
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
Because in Russia the military coups you.
