Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Clan Jokes More Clan Jokes

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

What is the KKK's favorite soup?

Clan chowder

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself