Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

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Where does light go to jail?

prism

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The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"