Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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One has a coo, the other has a coup

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