Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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Because someone threw a canoe at him !

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Somebody threw the towel in.

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

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What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.