One has a coo, the other has a coup
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coo. coo.
Coo.
For staging a coo
Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.
Because they never leave a tip.
Throw in your laundry.
Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
The rooster clucks defiance.
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.
coup coup"
To get to the other side.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.
I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy
A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW
A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"
Macademia.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)