Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call a color-blind pop artist?

See No Green

What's hotter, green or red peppers?

Green "Nope. Green."