Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!