Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!