Green Jokes

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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What do you call a color-blind pop artist?

See No Green

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's hotter, green or red peppers?

Green "Nope. Green."

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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Riddle Jokes More Riddle Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where did the Candian pirate live?

Ont**ARR**io

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

What name do you give to a frog?

croaky voice) ROBBERT

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

Green Paint Jokes More Green Paint Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

Blue House Jokes More Blue House Jokes

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.