Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Time to try the udder one."
So he could tell the time at night !
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Nothing, I already told her twice.
A Poptometrist!
There are literally Sicilians.
A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
It's the thot that counts.
Oh give it arrest.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
He parked at a parking!
