How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

forgetti

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

with a big wave

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!