How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane