How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What's a masochist's favorite type of pasta?

Smacaroni

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave