What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!