What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!