What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

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Weirdo!

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A flat minor.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!