Weirdo Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Jeep Jokes More Jeep Jokes

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?

A woolly bully!

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.