Weirdo Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing