Weirdo Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

How do crazy people get through the forrest?

They take the psycho path.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!