What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

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What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)