What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!