Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

How do crazy people go thru the forest?

They take the Psycho path.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here