Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

Why did the bicycle fall down?

because it was two-tired.

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What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

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What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.