Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

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How do crazy people get through the forrest?

They take the psycho path.

How did the crazy man get across the forrest?

He took the psycho path. ( )

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.