Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Weirdo Jokes More Weirdo Jokes

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

How did the crazy man get across the forrest?

He took the psycho path. ( )

How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)