What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.