What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.