What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.