What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.