What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.