What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

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How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry