What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What's better than roses around your piano?

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry