What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What is the result?

A tie.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Sapling Jokes More Sapling Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry