What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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How do you project confidence?

How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)