What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Project Jokes More Project Jokes

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)