wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Because they're already used to being whipped.
Bring Your Kid to Work Day
they're too mature for their taste
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A: When the other tenors notice.
Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.
Because he was alfredo the dark!
Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*
A: Wait at the buzz stop.
Because it wasn't ceiling.
I'm stuck.
Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)
You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)
