Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.