Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet