Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.