Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.