Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!