Rush Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet